animalstalkinginallcaps:

WE’RE … NOT GOING TO DO THAT.
I DON’T EVEN THINK THAT’S LEGAL.
I’M GOING TO CRY SOON.
THIS IS NOT AS SEXY AS I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE.
NEXT TIME WE RENT PORN, DO YOU THINK MAYBE-
WE’RE ONLY RENTING FROM THE ‘CLASSICS’ SECTION. I’M TALKING 1960-1975.
THANK GOD. THIS IS … REALLY NOT DOING IT FOR ME.
IS THAT HER-
JUST TURN IT OFF, PLEASE. LET’S GO TO APPLEBEE’S OR SOMETHING.

Applebee’s Chicken Quesadillas.  Done.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

WE’RE … NOT GOING TO DO THAT.

I DON’T EVEN THINK THAT’S LEGAL.

I’M GOING TO CRY SOON.

THIS IS NOT AS SEXY AS I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE.

NEXT TIME WE RENT PORN, DO YOU THINK MAYBE-

WE’RE ONLY RENTING FROM THE ‘CLASSICS’ SECTION. I’M TALKING 1960-1975.

THANK GOD. THIS IS … REALLY NOT DOING IT FOR ME.

IS THAT HER-

JUST TURN IT OFF, PLEASE. LET’S GO TO APPLEBEE’S OR SOMETHING.

Applebee’s Chicken Quesadillas.  Done.